3 posts in one day? If I do this once a month will this technically be considered an "active" blog? Hopefully my life and job will be picking up enough soon that I will actually have something to write about. In the last month basically all I have achieved is written a thousand emails, gave up on growing out my hair, cleaned the hell out of my apartment, fixed some poorly neglected taxidermy, resized file after file after file, played "Black Jack Davey" repeatedly on banjo, watched horrible bootlegged dvds, tried to sneak around the new tobacco taxes, read the first 3 Harry Potters again (and by again, I mean for the 18th time), changed my ringtone to the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger's
com device beep thing, listened to Jason Molina albums on repeat, and sat in front of turtle tanks unblinking for hours on end. The fact that I can summarize a month's worth of activity into a horribly long sentence is proof that I don't really deserve to have a blog.

- As mentioned a few hours ago, I did go back into this. Adding some more shaping into the face (though how effectively, I am not sure), and messed with the color balance some more. At this point I need to just leave something like this be, or I am just going to run it into the ground.

- I did this last week, in attempts to freshen up my work for my Jed Root portfolio. This was the first time in a long time that I actually had FUN drawing. Unfortunately I lost a lot of detail after scanning and threshholding the image. I think my poor old scanner that has to have books put on top of it to scan things well is finally starting to give out.

- I also FINALLY finished this Type Records cover for the new Peter Broderick album that I had started months back. I ended up doing this whole thing entirely in Photoshop, and while normally I am not pleased with the end results of doing this sort of thing...I am supper happy with the way this ended up. The gleam on the mandolin was such a happy accident, that I have been trying to breakdown how I did it in hopes of replicating it again and again. I also realized while making this that I have been using the same wood texture over and over again, that I made for a Penthouse illustration about 2 years ago. This is the sort of thing that leads one to having external hard drives stacked on top of each other.

- And finally I did this quick 24 hour turn around editorial piece for New York Magazine last week, under the always watchful and helpful eye of AD
John Sheppard. I am usually no good when it comes to drawing likenesses, especially well known likenesses. These are (supposed to be) Lindsay Lohan, Jimmy Fallon, Spike Jonze, and Michael Phelps. But hey, for 24 hours these came out pretty well...just pay no attention to the perspective on the lock of the Lohan piece.
I was also informed by my new rep today, that my portfolio is now live on the Jed Root website.
Go check it out, you might see something you haven't seen before. And feel free to mock me for my ridiculous profile picture (and yes, that's a real elk skin).
Oh, and thanks to everyone for letting me know that my RSS feed was working...especially Jen Hellige, who informed me of this while pulling out of a hug in the street.
A fun fact about Alligator Snapping Turtles:
For those who don't know, ASTs have a peculiar way of feeding. They don't necessarily hunt as much as they "fish". What they do is sit at the bottom of the body of water with their mouths wide open, they then proceed to wiggle their tongues which happen to look like worms. The fish go for the "worm", and wham.
Unfortunately, my turtle is a complete moron. He likes to sit with his mouth open facing down "stream", or with his face half an inch from a rock, or half an inch from the water's surface. I have only seen him actually catch a fish once, and I am assuming that was dumb luck.
So now I have taken to catching the fish in his tank with a net, skewering them on a long t-pin and wiggling them infront of his face until he happens to notice that they are there. This can take up to 5 minutes...like I said, he is a moron.
Or maybe all turtles and tortoises are morons, considering my Red-Footed Tortoise has taken to biting the glass when you walk past his tank.
I swear, I will try to keep the turtle talk to a minimum.